Happy 4th of July from CAPTAIN AMERICA!
As played by SPACE MUTINY’S Reb “David ‘Slab Bulkhead-Fridge LargeMeat-Punt Speedchunk-Butch Deadlift-Bold BigFlank-Splint Chesthair-Flint Ironstag-Bolt VanderHuge-Thick McRunfast-Blast Hardcheese-Buff Drinklots-Crunch Slamchest-Fist Rockbone-Stump Beefknob-Smash Lampjaw-Punch Rockgroin-Buck Plankchest-Stump Junkman-Dirk Hardpec-Rip Steakface-Slate Slabrock-Crud Bonemeal-Brick Hardmeat-Rip Slagcheek-Punch Sideiron-Gristle McThornbody-Slate Fistcrunch-Buff Hardpack-Bob Johnson-Blast Thickneck-Crunch Buttsteak-Slab Squatthrust-Lump Beefbroth-Touch Rustrod-Beef Blastbody-Big McLargehuge-Smoke Manmuscle-Beat Punchmeat-Hack Blowfist-Roll Fizzlebeef’ Ryder” Brown.
(And yes, this Cap needs a dance belt.)
(via weloverifftrax)
