Can you just imagine?
“HA! Ruth, that old firecracker. Did I ever tell y’all about the time I short-sheeted her bed? Good times, good times.”
“Jill! Jill get in here! I need to write Scalia an email. How do you say KISS MY ASS in Italian?”
“Barack! Barack, it’s Joe. You know what I’m thinking? SHOTS. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! Bring Michelle and the kids.”