Man, I am having a good everything-day today.
Remember the time when he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why’d I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
(via awez)
have you ever had a sex dream about someone you don’t particularly like and woke up like
(via levitybetty)
I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.
(Source: packageofgirlyevil, via indulgentleviathan)