(Source: kingdomkeytomyheart, via lexilikespurple)
Sometimes I feel that no matter what choices I make in life…
I will still find some new way to wang my ankle against something.
OOPS! I dropped that note you were reaching for and now you have to inconvenience yourself by bending over to pick it up HAHA burned your ass!
Oh you’re a feisty maester!
Last week’s Game of Thrones was more of a season finale…
tonight’s was more “next season on Game of Thrones…”
I’m aggressively reading the shit out of Under The Dome
just so for once I can be the smug asshole who says “Guh! This scene was so much better in the book.”
Off-brand Thomas the Tank Engine is pissed! (at Fashion Outlet of Las Vegas)
Me and this 100 ounces of beer have a very special relationship, you just wouldn’t understand.
