February 2012
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You know people always go on and on about online...
But I want companies to know everything about me, all they want to do is sell me stuff that I want to buy! In a perfect world you’d never see an ad for something you wouldn’t want to buy, what purpose would that serve? Hopefully all that information would help them get me coupons or sales for stuff I was going to buy anyways.
Although honestly at this point I’d welcome a robot...
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So I enjoyed Smash and I think I'm hooked on The...
But for real I still like vaginas… and Project Runway All-stars.
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ELI! Get back here! We're not done with our Chevy...
SAAAAAAAAAACK!@@!@!@
down you go
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This is a crazy ad trying to convince people that...
So every cartoon character just took a holy...
THE NFL CARES ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY! Concussions. ...
Please still put your kids into football programs…
I like that Jack in the Box took the whole stupid...
Short of a man having sex with it.
nom-chompsky:
Lmao did al michaels really just say something about fondling beads right now
“The medical staff is definitely fondling some beads right about now.”
I think he’s referring to praying/counting rosaries… but yeah, fondling beads.
It's worth noting that $1,000,000 does not buy you...
Clint Eastwood makes we wanna swaddle a baby bald...
salesonfilm:
#manlyamericantears
So according to Clint Eastwood, America has...
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Did MIA flip off the camera and NBC was a little...
Honestly I’m so cynical I could imagine that being put in there so they could have a bullshit “wardrobe malfunction” story clog up the newswire tomorrow.
michelle-my-belle:
i wonder how many straight guys secretly liked that david beckham commercial?
Dude was looking good…
Also that weird transphobic joke in every goddamn...
therapsida:
Uh oh, there’s a transphobic Lorax joke???
A heavy woman says to the Lorax “Who brought the furry peanut”
and the Lorax walks toward her angrily yelling “Up your nose! I oughtta pop you one!” and the bland main character goes “You wouldn’t hit a woman would you?”
Then the Lorax turns with a surprised look of disgust “That’s a...
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Also that weird transphobic joke in every goddamn...
stoned-love:
Kids peeing in the pool commercial = yes
Always reblog peeing in bodies of water
Because when I think kids peeing in a pool I instantly associate it with online tax prep.
Tur-BINE! Not Tur-bin...
Damnit GE
ffullmoonphobic asked: Why are you concerned about the new Lorax?
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Reblog if you treat the Super Bowl gameplay like...
An ad making fun of overly manly clothing ads?
Well played Old Navy, well played.
Sweet pink jeweled microphone there...
Watchkyle-:
Extended version of the NBC commercial.
This is so fucking epic, makes me tear up.